Monday, October 27, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Fired from Ugly Betty


Apparently Betty wasn’t the only one ugly on the set of ‘Ugly Betty’. Lindsay Lohan got so nasty that she got the boot and her six episodes were cut to 4. I guess she does not play well with others.

One production source said, “It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess.”

In addition, Lohan “would obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook and refused to go on set until America was there - it was a power play.”

In one episode called ‘Granny Pants’ Lindsay was supposed to pull down America Ferrera’s pants. But Ferrera gets her revenge and de-pants Lohan instead. Well, Lohan was going commando…. NO underwear. Dirty Bitch. Lohan started crying because she was ‘so embarrassed’. Like we haven’t seen her noonie before. That thing surfaces more often than Bigfoot.

She swears that her so called “entourage” was only girlfriend Samantha Ronson, her sober companion, her assistant, her manager and her publicist. That’s all? How many of us need five people to go to work? I mean all I need is Jack, Jim and Jose. That’s a different story though.

The Lohan pal blames Ferrera for any issues, saying, “America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn’t do the last two episodes because America didn’t like her and got her kicked off.”

Ferrera’s rep would only say, “America is grateful to have had her on the show and thinks everyone should tune in to see how great the episodes are.”

The truth is more likely that Lohan was just not pulling in the ratings they had hoped for. They should try Britney Spears she could get them the numbers.

I couldn’t promise that would be a crotch-flash free occasion though. I say cut your loss and next time consult with Tim Gunn before making calls like that.